I'm Sorry, “Slash Goggles”
2026-11-13
I was a kid in a truck
and the cows were upright, which
meant that hydrogen sulfide levels
were acceptable
And on my BlackBerry I could read
Lambda the Ultimate at 9600 baud,
which isn't right, but it's how
I remember it, just like the rest
And one day just below Frank Atanassow
(I wonder where he went, I hope he's OK)
fan fiction and Cylons and the Frankfurt school
had snuck into our little garden
I thought, what a crock, "critical code studies",
these guys need to learn how things work
and lay off the Lacanian crap
and leave us all alone
I'm so sorry,
the silence is so much worse